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[-]PatriotsKatPHN 3495 points3496 points  (11 children)

Is Joe Flacco an elite quarterback?

[-]Nick Offray, Packers QBNickOffray12[S] 4284 points4285 points  (7 children)

If you're in the NFL and you're a quarterback, you think you're an elite quarterback. If you can talk the talk, you had better walk the walk. I'll put it this way: he's got as many Super Bowl wins as me, and I want to change that. That's all I care about.

[-]Ravensluukazj 1053 points1054 points  (0 children)

you guys, nick offray plans to steal joe flacco's super bowl ring

[-]PackersA_A_Ran89 355 points356 points  (0 children)

You heard it here first: Trent Dilfer was an elite quarterback.

[-]mookie1969 3384 points3385 points  (11 children)

After you throw an interception, do you want to punch the face of the guy who caught it, or do you just feel sad?

[-]Nick Offray, Packers QBNickOffray12[S] 4895 points4896 points  (7 children)

I don't know what you're talking about, I don't throw interceptions.

[-]PackersEin57ein 3015 points3016 points  (0 children)

Career int (since 2005): 65 (4,047 att)

checks out

[-]PM_ME_UR_TDS 2487 points2488 points  (11 children)

NSync or BSB?

[-]Nick Offray, Packers QBNickOffray12[S] 2900 points2901 points  (7 children)

NSYNC. Duh.

[-]RonnieDark0 1007 points1008 points  (0 children)

this is tearin' up my heart

[-]orangejulio 1084 points1085 points  (11 children)

Thanks for the fantasy football win last season.

What's your favorite beer?

[-]Nick Offray, Packers QBNickOffray12[S] 778 points779 points  (7 children)

Bud Light, the official beer of the NFL.

[-]orangejulio 947 points948 points  (11 children)

Hi Nick! Longtime fan. I really admire your mobility, combined with speed and throwing accuracy. It's not something you see in a lot of quarterbacks these days, especially when you have to follow in the footsteps of the Gunslinger himself. My question is, how are you able to stay mobile when you're packing so much heat?

[-]mrmagoo729 487 points488 points  (7 children)

goddamned genius


    [-]sue_zuki 189 points190 points  (7 children)

    what is this referring to?

    [-]Lionsmetatron 46 points47 points  (0 children)

    His computer got hacked a while back and the hacker released some personal pictures.

    [-]Maestrudamus 928 points929 points  (11 children)

    How far can you punt a football?

    [-]Nick Offray, Packers QBNickOffray12[S] 4284 points4285 points  (7 children)

    38 yards.

    [-]PM_ME_UR_TDS 1893 points1894 points  (0 children)

    Well that's oddly specific

    [-]PackersFluster_Cuck 421 points422 points  (0 children)

    I get more enjoyment out of this response if I imagine that he just tried it before responding.

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